Cold Plunge Roast — copy-paste video template

// Paste into ClipsGen.ai → New Composition → Paste a script{
  "title": "Why your cold plunge isn't doing what you think",
  "hook": "Peter just bought a $300 cold plunge barrel. Brian has read the studies.",
  "lines": [
    {
      "variantSlug": "classic-peter",
      "text": "[excited] I did the cold plunge this morning! Five minutes!",
      "expression": "excited",
      "side": "left"
    },
    {
      "variantSlug": "classic-brian",
      "text": "[dry] You lasted 90 seconds. I timed you.",
      "expression": "neutral",
      "side": "right"
    },
    {
      "variantSlug": "classic-peter",
      "text": "[shocked] That's… that's still technically five minutes if you round up.",
      "expression": "shocked",
      "side": "left"
    },
    {
      "variantSlug": "classic-brian",
      "text": "[smug] The Huberman study says you need four minutes at 50°F to get the dopamine spike.",
      "expression": "smug",
      "side": "right"
    },
    {
      "variantSlug": "classic-stewie",
      "text": "[laughs] Congratulations. You paid $300 to slightly lower your shower temperature.",
      "expression": "laughing",
      "side": "center"
    }
  ]
}